This video shows a man’s attempts at getting girls’ numbers with Fight Club pick-up lines.
Some of the lines he tries out include “I want you to hit me as hard as you can” (upon which he is smacked) and “Do you wanna make some soap with me?
When one girl asked, “Why do you want me to hit you?” Our Fight Club flirter responds with, “Well, I don’t know, aren’t girls into that? Like, beating the shit out of dudes.”
Pretty stupid, but he did get a hot girl’s phone number at the end of the video (if any of this is even real).
The Fight Club film and novel is full of memorable quotes that entertain your mind and awaken your soul. The narrator, Tyler Durden, Marla Singer, and other cast members all have some interesting, morbid, and thought-provoking things to say. Here are a few of the best:
This is your life and it’s ending one minute at a time. – Narrator
The things you own end up owning you. – Tyler Durden
Fuck off with your sofa units and strine green stripe patterns, I say never be complete, I say stop being perfect, I say let… lets evolve, let the chips fall where they may.- Tyler Durden
Hey, you created me. I didn’t create some loser alter-ego to make myself feel better. Take some responsibility! – Tyler Durden
If I did have a tumor, I’d name it Marla. – Narrator
I ran. I ran until my muscles burned and my veins pumped battery acid. Then I ran some more. – Narrator
Narrator: [reading] I am Jack’s colon.
Tyler Durden: I get cancer, I kill Jack.
People do it everyday, they talk to themselves… they see themselves as they’d like to be, they don’t have the courage you have, to just run with it. – Tyler Durden
Life insurance pays off triple if you die on a business trip. – Narrator
On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero. – Narrator
I’ve got a stomachful of Xanax. I took what was left of a bottle. It might have been too much. – Marla Singer
My God. I haven’t been fucked like that since grade school. – Marla Singer
Is Tyler my bad dream? Or am I Tyler’s? – Narrator
I am Jack’s smirking revenge. – Narrator
You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh. – Tyler Durden
After fighting, everything else in your life got the volume turned down. – Narrator
It’s only after we’ve lost everything that we’re free to do anything. – Tyler Durden
I found freedom. Losing all hope was freedom. – Narrator
You’re not your job. You’re not how much money you have in the bank. You’re not the car you drive. You’re not the contents of your wallet. You’re not your fucking khakis. You’re the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world. – Tyler Durden
I want you to hit me as hard as you can. – Tyler Durden
When the fight was over, nothing was solved, but nothing mattered. We all felt saved. – Narrator
Every evening I died, and every evening I was born again, resurrected. – Narrator
You’re the worst thing that’s ever happened to me. – Marla Singer
When you have insomnia, you’re never really asleep… and you’re never really awake. – Narrator
Narrator: I’ve found a new one. For men only.
Marla Singer: Oh, is it a testicle thing?
Bob had bitch tits. – Narrator
You can swallow a pint of blood before you get sick. – Narrator
Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken. – Tyler Durden
Narrator: What do you do for a living?
Tyler Durden: Why? So you can pretend like you’re interested?
Marla’s philosophy of life is that she might die at any moment. The tragedy, she said, was that she didn’t. – Narrator
Hitting bottom isn’t a weekend retreat. It’s not a goddamn seminar. Stop trying to control everything and just let go! LET GO! – Tyler Durden
I’m fucking Lou. Who the fuck are you? – Lou
In death, a member of project mayhem has a name, his name is Robert Paulsen. His name is Robert Paulsen. His name is Robert Paulsen. His name is Robert Paulsen – The Mechanic
And then, Tyler was gone. – Narrator
The written record of these timeless sayings spoken by the characters of Fight Club is a direct violation of the First Rule of Fight Club, which is that you must never speak about Fight Club! The consequences of this bold action are still yet to be known.
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